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Monday, April 25, 2011

Woah can't wait for the new show about bike messengers!

Really?  A reality show about fucking bike messengers?  There are only two types of people who would watch this show.  People who are too lazy to change the channel, and bike messengers.  I've been sitting here trying to think of a job less interesting than carrying packages around the city, and I can't do it.  And if these people really get that excited about getting a package across town on time, then they are even stupider than I had imagined bike messengers would be.   These guys are acting like they just won the superbowl or some shit.  Meanwhile, they are wreaking havoc on pedestrians and probably causing accidents by riding their bikes the wrong way down one way streets and disobeying all the rules.  Like they get a package in their hands and they think getting it to its destination is to most important thing in the world and everyone should just get out of their way so they can make their TRIPLE RUSH DELIVERY!!!!  How about that guy moistening himself at the 1:02 mark.  Woohoo, got a triple rush now, shit is getting crazy!  I think I counted at least 16 traffic infractions in this trailer, and I'm pretty sure that woman at 1:29 had a mild heart attack.  Bike messengering is the 3rd most dangerous job in the city?  Seems more dangerous for me to walk outside when one of you idiots is delivering a manilla folder.

All that being said, I am going to need that bald guy to come work at meh blog when we start a reality show about bloggers.  I'd love to see somebody get that amped up whenever I post a blog.  Gotta love the intensity, how ever ridiculous and unnecessary.

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