Tim Pawlenty sends his goons out to intimidate Iowa voters

You know who won't be voting for Tim Pawlenty? The Stewart family.  Come on dude, I'm pretty sure in Campaigning 101 the first thing they teach you is never get drunk, try to break into some families house and scare the shit out of their 15 year old daughter.  That kind of rookie shit may fly down in Alabama, but not in Iowa bro.  Not in Iowa.  You want to get wasted in Des Moines at one of their 3 bars?  Then you better end your night like everyone else; jerking off in a corn field and tipping some cows over.  And how about that last part about this Eric Helland character, Iowa state representative who pleaded guilty to this own drunken tomfoolery last summer.  Guess Tim Tim spent all his money on his fancy movie trailer campaign ads and was forced to hire a bunch of drunk assholes to hand out flyers and shit in Iowa.  Too bad the kids from the young republicans club can't hold their liquor.  Guess that's what happens when you spend all your time talking about supply side economics and drinking pussy wine coolers.  Say what you want about George Bush, but at least that guy could drink a 12 pack of Bud and still be able to find his house.