From Mediate - MSNBC’s Martin Bashir the lot of us Americans wouldn’t be able to restrain ourselves if we had a royal wedding, and we’d have “sprinted” through the streets, unlike the dignified and “orderly procession” that was witnessed in London Friday morning.
Watch jolly old chap Martin Bashir here
(While reading, imagine me in my finest British accent) Oh Martin, what enlightening, witty commentary! Perhaps us foolish Americans should learn to be a bit more civilized. I dare say, what I wouldn't give to spend an afternoon sipping tea and eating crumpets on the veranda with old Martin. Oh that would be positively marvelous! Oh but there I go again, getting all excited and uncouth like us Americans are want to do! Good thing we have a man as dashing and charming as Martin to lead us to a more civilized path. (Now back to undignified American accent) What a dick.
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