Jerk Red Sox Fan Sounds Like Moron, Fails To Intimidate Son

Hey, Dad, guess what? Maybe you shouldn't give your kid so much shit for liking the Yankees. Guess what they have that the Red Sox don't have? A fucking win in 2011. Before you go being so god damn cocky about the Red Sox, why don't you wait until they start playing like a $180 Million team. Or even wait until they start playing like a $180 team.

Yeah, your kid started crying when you kept bugging him about not being a Sox fan, but you know what he's probably doing when he gets up to his bedroom? Rolling around on the floor, pissing himself with laughter over your ignorance.

If I was that kid, I'd be all, "Oh, really...you, mom, and my two jackass brothers like the Red Sox? Why don't we make a little bet then, pops. If the Yankees win the series at Fenway this weekend, then all of you find a new place to live. And if the Red Sox win the series, I'll move out. Fine by me. I wouldn't wanna be around you haters anyway."

This dad sounds like someone who would chant "Yankees Suck" as the Sox are getting blasted 13-0 in Fenway by the Yanks (which is more than likely going to happen this weekend). Do all of us Red Sox fans a favor, and shut your friggen mouth until Carl Crawford has a night where he doesn't strikeout 22 times. Thanks.