If only I could be like Ryan. That guy is funny, wears awesome little shirts, sweet little pants, must have girls all over him. Sure he gets indigestion from time to time, but who doesn't? Anyway, I'm sure these two are planning their wedding right now, because they're both totally like awesome and cool and have totally like great chemistry and love yo yo's. Dominic is the coolest chick ever too. I mean, she's awesome at spelling, and works two jobs, so she probably makes tons of money and can get you free Jamba juices, and she'll spell out all of the flavors for you if you don't feel like reading them. Can you imagine banging this girl? It would just be totally awesome. She's probably a great dirty talker - "oh Ryan, you're so big! BIG as in B...I...G! B as in, uhhhh, shoot, B as in ummm, Big! I as in, ummm, I as in eye drops. Oh my god I love eye drops almost as much as yo yo's!"
But seriously, the great thing about this is that it's completely obvious how Ryan's night played out. This poor guy Ryan puts on his best shirt and pants and hit's the town with his bros. Probably has a couple drinks before he meets this saucy little minx, and then it all goes to hell. She's babbling about EBAY and Jamba juice and totally ruining Ryan's flow. Ryan's bros see what's coming and abandon him to fend for himself. Classic bro move. He watches them having a good time, doing shots, creeping on all the hot girls at the bar, and he tries everything to get away. He even tries to turn her off by pretending to be into yo yo's. But wouldn't you know it? She fucking loves yo yo's! Can't get enough of them. Probably had one in her purse. So, while Ryan's bros are taking advantage of Ryan and his cute little shirt being out of the game for a night, he's stuck watching this chick show him her sweet yo yo tricks. Totally helpless, Ryan has no choice but to pretend he's about to shit his pants, give her a fake number and go home. Classic Ryan.
hahaha page me??? really who still have a pager!
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