So I'm perusing Netflix Friday night and I come across this masterpiece. It has to be pretty fucking depressing to have anything to do with this movie right? Must demoralize the shit out of people. If you're an actor in "Titanic 2," you've pretty much hit rock bottom. Seriously, I think these are the people who couldn't even get work in L.A. restaurants. Couldn't bartend, couldn't wait tables, couldn't even land a bus boy job, so they had to take a role in "Titanic 2." Can you imagine being on this set when everybody knows what a complete joke this movie is? I wonder if everyone acknowledges how pathetic this is, or if there's just this huge elephant in the room because there's a few idiots that are taking their jobs seriously. There's probably some asshole director who thinks he's James Cameron making you do like 50 takes, and the whole time this sinking ship is basically a perfect allegory for your dwindling career.
I mean, I think at this point you've got to just face facts and start doing porn. No point in dragging this out any longer. Once you're going to casting calls for "Titanic 2," you really have to either quit acting and get your real estate license or just start doing porn. Pretty sure even your parents would agree on this. I mean nobody wants to see their daughter on the big screen getting rammed by Buck Naked*, but it's got to be less awkward and embarrassing than this.
PS - Free meh blog t-shirt (if and when we ever get meh blog t-shirts) to whoever knows where the name "Buck Naked" comes from.
Are you referring to the Barenaked Ladies first Indie Tape release in 1988? Give me my shirt damn it!!!!
ReplyDeletesorry not the answer i'm looking for. better luck next time.
ReplyDeleteOh, then you must be referring to the Hank Williams Jr. song "Buck Naked"...now I get two shirts!!!
ReplyDeletehint: no shirt for you!
ReplyDeleteBuff leather is tan in color, much like the color of the Europeans' skin after being in the sun. This led to the expression "to be in the buff," or naked. Thomas Dekker was the first to go on record with the term when he said in 1602, "I go in stag, in buff." The assumption is that "buck naked" has a similar derivation from buckskin.
ReplyDeleteNow guess who wrote this and i'll send you a free t-shirt
ReplyDeletei don't know who wrote this, but i like the fact checking and attention to detail in this comment. unfortunately, while your answer may be technically correct, the answer i was looking for was george constanza's porn name. a couple people emailed me with this answer but nobody left it in the comments section which is clearly the correct protocol if one wants to win a free shirt. thusly, nobody gets a free shirt and everyone has to pay me $20 for the shirts (when and if i make these shirts).
ReplyDeleteNo t-shirt for you!....fucking t-shirt Nazi
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