Don't these people have better things to do with their time than getting their panties up in a bunch over some crappy colt 45 drink? Hey geniuses, you don't want your kid to drink colt 45 watermelon pussy drinks in a can? Then you teach them that that shit sucks. If your kid is listening to Snoop-a-loop and is entranced by "bright colors," you've already lost half the battle anyway. When I was fifteen, I was jamming out to Bob Dylan, sipping refreshing gin and tonics, enjoying the occasional after dinner scotch and chugging local craft beer, because that's how freedchips rolls. Guarantee you wouldn't catch me drinking colt 45 or any sort of watermelon flavored gross drink like some sort of hoodlum. That shit offends my taste buds.
I'm just sick of people blaming everybody but parents for kids acting like douche bags. You got 10 year olds watching Jersey Shore and Teen Mom 15 and you wonder why they are finger banging in arts and crafts? And don't try and say it's MTV's fault. They are just doing their job, trying to make shit all these kids will watch when they're all hyped up on high fructose corn syrup and raspberry-peach colt 45. Look, you don't want your kid to act like Snooki? Don't let her watch Snooki. You are the boss. You are responsible for your offspring, not MTV or Colt 45, or teachers, or anybody else. JUST YOU. Stop fucking it up.
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