There are only two possible explanations for this. One is that the Chinese government hates joy and awesome movies. The Back to The Future trilogy is hands down the best thing ever created. I'm certain a lot of you nay-sayers will disagree with that statement, but that's why I get paid the big bucks. meh blog speaks the truth 1000 percent of the time, so if I say it, it must be so. Just thinking about Marty Mcfly belting out Chuck Berry tunes and rocking his gnarly red vest makes me all giddy inside. Pretty sure even Stalin wouldn't have banned such an awesome trifecta of cinematic goodness, so that leaves us with option B.
The other much more harrowing possibility is that the Chinese have developed actual time travel, and are thus trying to pretend that they hate time travel and everything associated with it in order to throw us off their scent. Kind of like how republicans pretend to hate gays when we all know they spend their evenings sticking their junk through dick holes in truck stop bathrooms just hoping for a little anonymous man love. Yup, clearly this is what is going on right now. And if I'm correct, Hu Jintao already has his hands on a 2025 sports almanac. He's probably going to go all Biff Tannen on us, take the rest of our money betting on sports, and turn America into a giant crack addicted gambling haven à la Hill Valley in Back to The Future 2. So unless we can figure out how to make a flux capacitor, we better send some CIA special ops guys in to find out who Hu is betting on so we can beat him to the punch. Or soon he'll be sipping champagne in hot tubs, making all of our Moms get breast implants and trying to throw us off hotel roofs. A word of advice if this comes to fruition... Hu hates cow manure. It's like his kryptonite.
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