You may have noticed the lack of blogs coming from Rmurdera last week. Kind of weird especially since the kid is asking me for a raise every fucking day. Actually, he did write one blog but it was so atrocious I had to delete it on sight. I'm no fan of censorship, but I'm even less of a fan of killing endangered species, stuffing them and selling them on craigslist. So yeah, when I saw a blog complaining about the government "wasting money" to stop this from happening I was forced to Hu Jintao that shit. No space for that kind of vile trash on meh blog.
Anyhoo, the reason Rmurderas blogging was so sparse was that he ran the Boston marathon Monday, so he was traveling all over the place, and potentially delirious from doing 20 mile runs all the time to train. Frankly, this whole marathon thing seems pretty crazy to me. I mean it seemed like the marathon was pretty much the worst 4 hours and 36 minutes of Rmurderas life. And now some of our other friends want to run a marathon, which is even more annoying. I mean is it really worth torturing yourself with months of training just so you can spend one day torturing yourself even more, possibly dying and possibly shitting yourself in running shorts, just so you can bask in a few hours of feeling like you're better than your friends? I think not, especially since one or more of your friends will announce that he or she is going to run a marathon later that year, thus completely reducing your accomplishment to complete dog shit and making it seem like something that anybody in the group could do. It's kind of like proposing at somebody else's wedding. Like you just spent 50 grand on a buffet, open bar and a bajillion flowers and one of your "friends" swoops in and steals the spotlight.
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