Gross!!

From "The Sun"...A STRUGGLING gym is hoping potential clients will fancy getting buff in the buff — after launching naked workouts.

Liberal-minded customers have been invited to burn calories in the nude at Easy Gym which provides towels to "prevent slippage" on equipment.  Owner Merche Laseca said: "We knew we had to innovate because we were losing clients.  "Times are hard. There is a crisis. I need the money. I am not a nudist myself, but I don't mind it at all."  The business in the northern Spanish town of Arrigorriaga is the country's first gym to allow fitness fanatics to bare all.  Merche got the idea after a survey of nudists showed 90 per cent of them would happily exercise naked.  Critics claimed the nude gym sessions might be unhygienic and uncomfortable.  Julian Lopez, an Easy Gym member, said: "I think the managers are stupid to do this just to get money.  "They want me to be hygienic, with clean shoes, towels etc ... but when I go there now and sit on the exercise bike what am I going to find?"

Ok, two things.  One, I just threw up in my mouth.  Just disgusting.  Is there anything grosser than the stretching area in this gym?  And two, I'm pretty sure there are at least three or four old men that come to my gym with the sole of intent of staring at girls doing their aerobics and stretching.  I mean  all these guys look pretty out of shape, and they all just leisurely walk on the treadmills.... the treadmills conveniently located adjacent to the classrooms where there's like 40 chicks doing yoga, or kickboxing, or ass stretching or whatever it is they do.  Some of these guys even sip coffee on the treadmill, so at this point, they've pretty much given up pretending they are trying to work out.  Everyone knows what's going on here.  These guys are popping a few viagra and going down to the local NYSC for a good show.  Adding nudity to this equation is dangerous at best.  Just when you think you've had all you can take seeing some old man stretching his saggy grundle and doing squats, you walk over to the elliptical and see some old dude's raging hard-on staring you straight in the face.  No thanks.