This kid is depressing me

Hey kid, I think you're supposed to have a lot of anger issues and be working as a janitor at MIT.  I don't understand a word this kid said.  He might as well be speaking Russian.  I'm pretty sure his dog was understanding more of what was going on than I was.  I mean, while he was babbling on about g and x and primes and Einstein, I was just like, "oh look the dog!"  I can barely figure out how much to tip on a $100 check at a restaurant, and there's a 12 year old out there writing Good Will Hunting problems on his parents window.  Just depresses the hell out of me and marshmallow brain.  Hey Jacob, it's not your fault.