Monday, March 28, 2011
Reason #963 that Delaware sucks
As if Delaware wasn't crappy enough already, now they're tearing down basketball hoops, hating kids, trampling our constitutional rights, and sending some dumb bitch in a hoody out to do it to us. If you're going to go out and steal people's basketball hoops, get your hair done and put on a pants suit. Don't come out looking like your primed for another day of eating tuna sandwiches and watching your stories. And do you seriously need a bulldozer to accomplish this? Can't believe these pussies needed a bulldozer to put a 10 foot pole with hoop into a dumpster. Maybe that's why everyone in Delaware is so fat and annoying, just using bulldozers and power tools when it's totally unnecessary. Hey Delaware, maybe instead of destroying kids lives, you could fix your highways. I swear to god, every time I have to drive through that piece of shit state, it takes me like 3 hours and I'm pretty sure it's about 2 miles wide. It's just a mess of traffic, children haters, and state troopers lying to disabled people with canes.
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Maybe it's you??? Delaware is like 2 miles long
ReplyDeleteDE. Suks bad, let me tell you why. A. Overindustrialized in the North superfund sites and polluter corporations (dupont for ex.), with a small middle class and huge seperation between wealthy and low income, the southern part of the state is cleaner but redneck hell) forget about the beach if u can even make there its like a tourist hell with dirty water..B. wilmington has one of the highest murder rates (trying to compete with philly and baltimore and south jersey, which are heroin towns). C. Nothing but trouble for young people aand most of the young here that do go out are either hooligans or have there head stuck up their ass. D.expensive homes and rent, no sales tax doesn't make up for it. E. Survellience cameras everywhere(because of the nice towns around us, see B). F. Congested and you def cannot swim in the DE river, polluted river, polluted land and all the worst fast food you can pollute your body with. The devil has the reigns here!
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