People who have nothing better to do than get upset over a statue

Look, I'm probably never gonna put a statue of David in my front yard, or any other statue with an exposed dick for that matter.  Just not my style, but let's not pretend all those little kids don't know what it is.  It's 2011.  Kids these days are watching hardcore porn while they eat their Fruit Loops and Count Cockula at breakfast.  Shit just can't be controlled.  Pretty much the first thing you learn in pre-school is "boys have a penis and girls have a vagina."  Haven't you idiots seen Kindergarten Cop?  That shit is real.

The only real problem going on in this video is the daughter getting all up in her hot Mom's boobs at the 1:19 mark.  Fucking disgusting.  Get a room.  Kind of makes you wonder what these people are doing behind closed doors.  Between Cinderella road, Lollipop Lane and all the titty grabbing, I'm getting a real creepy Chester-the-molester vibe from this whole community.

PS- Every kid knows what a penis is.  Until this guy puts up a statue with that displays some form of penetration, these bitches don't have to explain shit to their kids.  I saw the movie "Side Out" when I was like 8 and went on thinking that sex was just when two people took their tops off and made out.  Thought that until I was at least 14 and the internet got big.