Luke Scott doesn't believe Obama's Birth Certificate

Huffington Post - Even though the White House released President Obama's birth certificate last week, Baltimore Orioles outfielder Luke Scott still isn't sure he was born in America.

Scott, who said in December that he does not believe the president was born in America, questioned the validity of Obama's birth certificate toSam Mellinger of the Kansas City Star on Tuesday.

"(President Obama's) birth certificate has yet to be validated," Scott said. "If they can counterfeit $100 bills, I think it's a million times easier to counterfeit a birth certificate, if you ask me. So, all it is, let's just see if it's real. Anybody can produce a document, so let's check it out."

According to the report, an Orioles employee witnessed Mellinger talking to Scott and said that the organization doesn't support his views.

Stop the presses!  Somebody get that birth certificate and analyze it cause Luke Scott thinks it's a fake.  Wait, who the fuck is Luke Scott?  A baseball player?  On the Orioles?  Jesus Christ.  I hate to sound like a broken record but why is this even a story?  Seriously, if you're not an elected official, a journalist, or a blogger with at least 10 followers, nobody gives a shit about your opinions.  Pretty sure everyone on the Orioles has one job.  Go out and lose about 100 games a year while bringing shame to your city and embarrassing the shit out of Cal Ripken Jr. for ever being a part of that putrid franchise.  And while I'm on the subject of people believing ridiculously ignorant shit, I've already had enough of these ass clowns who are saying the U.S. didn't really kill bin Laden.  Or they won't believe it until they see the pictures.  This makes no fucking sense.  What would be the end game here for the U.S. if they didn't kill him?  Just to screw with us?  Or just to get a bump in their approval ratings for two weeks until Osama makes a youtube video and disproves the whole story?  Also, a picture proves absolutely nothing.  You see, a few years ago someone invented something called photoshop.  For those of you that don't know, it's a computer program that lets anybody manipulate pictures however they want.  If a picture is all you need to believe something, just give me an hour and I can show you a picture of me shooting Osama in the grundle while getting BJ from Sarah Palin and fabricating my birth certificate.  Doesn't mean it happened, or does it?