I saw this on "Today's Big Thing." I really don't get the headline they have on here - "Grown Man Tries to Seem Cool..." I don't know what video they were watching because you absolutely have to respect the shit out of that guy right now. Like, oh hahahaha, he's insane, that's so funny. Wrong reaction. Look, there's two types of crazies in this world. There's ones that say crazy shit but will never act on it - the Donald Trumps of the world. Then there's the ones that say completely batshit things and will %100 take a lawnmower to your face if you don't obey them. Take it from someone that understands crazy. Whatever this guy says you can take directly to the bank. Think those asshole snowboarders are going to go back there and build ramps and fuck with that dude's trees? Not a chance. In the span of a few minutes, he threatened to burn their snowboards, fuck several members of their families and "break" them "sexually." And this guy wasn't ranting and raving like some crazed maniac. He was just totally calm. Like this is just another day at the park for this dude. Chilling behavior. He legitimately equates messing with his trees with "fingering 'his' baby sister." Guy takes his landscaping fucking seriously, I'll give him that.
Also, gotta give this guy props for owning these douche bag snowboarders. First they start pushing the snow all over the mountain because they're all too scared to go straight down the hill like a skier. Then they start ruining everybody's vibe with their baggy pants and bad attitude. Now they're messing with our parks and screwing up people's landscaping and shit. Snowboarders - the absolute dregs of society.
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