meh blog: solving the world's biggest problems since March 13, 2011

The U.S. government may have an extremely elaborate explanation for how bin Laden was finally caught--Pakistani phone/wire taps, tailing a courier going in & out of where bin Laden was hiding out, seeing bin Laden "check in" at the complex via Facebook--but make no mistake about it, the meh blog was 100% responsible for the long-awaited death of Mr. Osama. OK, maybe not 100%, someone had to actually do the killing. But the meh blog was at least 97% responsible. Think about it...why hadn't we been able to capture this prick over the last 10 years? Because he was always on the move, never staying in one spot long enough to get caught. He seemed to always be 2 steps ahead of our military operations. Do you really think it's a coincidence that shortly after the meh blog was born, bin Laden was finally caught? No, it's just that he finally found a website he liked so much, he couldn't stop reading. No matter how many times his advisors warned him that the U.S. was getting close to his location, he couldn't be bothered to run again, he was just so infatuated with the meh blog that all of his time and energy went towards reading it.

I think we're gonna get shirts printed up that say something like, "meh blog, distracting terrorists just long enough since 2011." Or maybe, "meh blog, if you're not careful reading it, you'll get a bullet through your head."

While we're on the topic of the meh blog solving all the world's problems, I think it's important to note how peaceful the world has been since the meh blog was founded on March 13th. Rumor has it that there's been no crime in the U.S. since the inception of meh blog. There's also been no tsunamis or nuclear plant meltdowns in the world since that date, and I also hear cancer is starting to heal itself. Coincidence.....or meh blog?